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Joke of the Day

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."

"What is the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"What's the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."

"Think what you will about Obama, But so far he's the best black president we've ever had."

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."

"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""