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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesnt want to be spotted."
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"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."
"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""
"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"
"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"
"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."
"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_)   ( _)>-   (_) Shortage   [By Jimmy Carr]"
"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"
"From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys ""partying"""
"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."