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Joke of the Day
"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"
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"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."
"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"
"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"
"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."
"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"
"My mom woke up early every morning to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch at school. She knew the crusts were my favorite part. She hated me so much."
"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"
"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"