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Joke of the Day

"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."

"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."

"I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as ""Tuna of the Land."""

"I don't know if koala bears are cute or ugly. Its like, get a nose job and then we'll talk."

"I was offered a job working as medieval escort. Unfortunately, I turned it down because I would have to work fucking knights."

"The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here."

"As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable."

"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."

"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"

"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."