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Joke of the Day
"Facepalm? Is that FaceTime for blind people?"
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"One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now"
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."
"What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed."
"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"
"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"
"I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages"
"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"