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Joke of the Day

"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""

"My girlfriend isn't a fan of Starwars, says I would have to force her to go. ""*ss****SSkkkk****rrowwmm****mzzrreowwwowwww***."""

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."

"Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, ""Yes, honey I do."""

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"I tried commiting suicide today. Never doing that shit again. I almost killed myself"

"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."

"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."

"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"