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Joke of the Day

"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"

"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."

"Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds."

"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."

"This guy was so computer illiterate... When told to turn on a computer, he asked where he's supposed to rub it. :P"

"Having kids is like getting a stupid tattoo... It takes most people a couple years to realize how bad they fucked up."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."

"My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years"

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."

"Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard."