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Joke of the Day

"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"

"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."

"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"

"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"

"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."

"What does a Spanish cow say? Muuuuuuuey!"

"Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time? *both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something"

"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."

"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."

"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"