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Joke of the Day
"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."
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"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"
"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."