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Joke of the Day
"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."
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"How did Harry Potter cross the road? Walking Jk rolling"
"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."
"This just in. My fingers."
"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"
"Top 5 causes of loose stools: 5. Indian food 4. Lactose 3. Coffee 2. Mexican food 1. IKEA"
"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"
"""What attracted you to our company?"" Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work"
"Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn't let her kid eat cheese for dinner. This cheese is delicious."
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."