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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"Look Mr. Tech Support Dude, you asked if I had any more questions. Sorry if ""What are you wearing?"" wasn't what you had in mind."

"What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon? It will become Pokemon GOld"

"I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the ""Sunni D"" family"

"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."

"Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said 'its up in the air'. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn't be in this mess"

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are sitting at a bar... I know because Reddit reposted it and it made the front page."

"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"

"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."

"Me: I have Schrodinger like reflexes ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" Me: Yes and No."