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Joke of the Day

"If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp."

"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"How to begin a TIFU post This wasn't today..."

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."

"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."

"My wife gives me the speaking treatment."

"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""

"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"