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Joke of the Day
"If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp."
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"How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver? It's hard to keep track."
"Whats your favorite pickup line? Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van"
"Did you hear about the Vietnam veteran who became a sewage worker? He's seen some shit."
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"You know what I don't get? Jobs."
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
"""Where was you at?"" I was probably not skipping English class."
"I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron. I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks. I guess it's true what they say: ""Once you go black, you never go back"""
"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."