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Joke of the Day

"You want to know why we couldn't put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk."

"Women... are like hardwood floors. Lay 'em right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."

"I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them."

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"

"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"Every Time a Child Isn't Conceived During Sex... ... It's usually the result of a short cumming"