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Joke of the Day

"You want to know why we couldn't put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk."

"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"

"Hey now, gay jokes arent funny... ...cum on guys."

"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"

"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"

"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."

"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"

"There's a new drug that prevents statutory rape It's called RU18."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, I'm giving you a blow job!"