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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is ambidextrose she can polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."
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"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."
"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."
"Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"
"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"
"When Chipotle says, ""Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?"" I pause, then say, ""Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."""
"How many sides does a pentagon have? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."