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Joke of the Day
"TIL: They're making a sequal to Brokeback Mountain... Called Sore Ass Pass."
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"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"
"What do you call a female roach with a weiner? A transpestite."
"Have you heard of the man that walked all day and only moved two feet? .....That's all he had."
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""
"How do you make the best Harlem Shake video? You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children."
"sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked"
"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."