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Joke of the Day

"So Donald Trump wakes up in the White House one morning..."

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."

"It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, ""I love you"" and they're like, ""thank you for choosing Domino's."""

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."

"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"

"Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, ""surprise adoption""."

"On the way to school... tl;dr"

"Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma."

"So this guy walks into a bar... Ouch!"