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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people."

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"

"My wife just walked into a huge spider web. She is now a black belt in karate."

"We have to operate now if the cancer spreads anymore you won't be able to tell the difference between people & food ""Are you nuts?"" Dear God"

"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""

"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"

"I was thrown out of my cloning exam for copying the kid next to me."

"My wife asked for the broom... And I said, ""Why? Are you going somewhere?"""

"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."

"So embarrassing when the door's marked PUSH & you spend 5 minutes shattering all the glass"