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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked for the broom... And I said, ""Why? Are you going somewhere?"""
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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."
"Different Language Speakers, What are some jokes that are funny in other languages that don't translate well to English?"
"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."
"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."
"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""
"One isn't a real number, Real numbers have curves."
"""Good to sea you"" is a hilarious thing to say when shoving someone off a cruise ship."