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Joke of the Day
"I was thrown out of my cloning exam for copying the kid next to me."
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"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"""Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated."" Drunks & toddlers."
"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."
"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."
"What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"
"Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef"