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Joke of the Day
"So embarrassing when the door's marked PUSH & you spend 5 minutes shattering all the glass"
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"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."
"What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate? Doctor WHo"
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"I'm tired of women touching and playing with it but no one wants to blow it. Damn vuvuzelas!"
"What does BMW stand for? Black man working"
"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"
"I'm not a Reddit admin... But 20 McNuggets is 20 McNuggets"