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Joke of the Day
"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""
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"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."
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"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"
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"American light beers are like having sex on a canoe... Its fucking close to water"
"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."
"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""
"Would you like to hear a joke about violence and torture? What is WRONG with you!"
"It's been 14 seconds why haven't you replied yet"