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Joke of the Day

"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""

"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""

"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."

"Constipated people just don't give a shit."

"My mum's sister always builds up jokes and then the punch lines turn out to be shit. Auntie Climax."

"I'm agnostic. What happens when I die? Idk..."

"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""

"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."

"Releases 420 cows on the field Graze it. Jk bye"