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Joke of the Day
"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"
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"Just a small joke Your penis"
"Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode."
"How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass."
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"Did you hear that France changed their flag? It is now just White"
"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"
"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"