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Joke of the Day
"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"
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"My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!"
"How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus? Tentacles."
"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."
"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"
"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"
"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.."
"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."
"When a girl seductively tells you, ""you can stick it wherever you want"" Apparently in her roommate is NOT one of the options"