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Joke of the Day
"If a blind couple breaks up... would they start hearing other people?"
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"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"
"What's Hitlers least favorite planet? Jewpiter."
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"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke."
"My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, ""Please kick me in the face""."
"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."
"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"
"[proctologist's office] ME: *unzipping pants nervously* PROCTOLOGIST: You're nervous, that's normal, but please zip my pants back up."
"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."