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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."
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"I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife."
"My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with ""Thoughts?"""
"The town emergency siren sounds. I peer out my bedroom window. ""It can't be"" I mutter. ""Honey, grab the kids. Hot local singles are coming."""
"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?"
"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"
"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"
"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."
"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"