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Joke of the Day

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."

"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off."

"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."

"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"

"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""

"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""

"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."