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Joke of the Day

"My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, ""Please kick me in the face""."

"I only date Chinese women... They are used to seeing tons of red flags"

"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"

"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"

"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."

"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."

"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."

"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"

"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"