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Joke of the Day

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke."

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"A man hires a $10 hooker and gets crabs... He goes back with the hooker and complaints , she says ""what were you expecting for 10 bucks? Lobster?"""
"""Here, let me fuck it up for you."" - Every kid ever"
"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."
"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"
"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"
"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""
"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."