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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitlers least favorite planet? Jewpiter."
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"So did you hear about the cannibal that broke into the gay hospital? At least he's getting his fruits and vegetables now."
"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."
"Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."
"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"
"I like my women like I like my coffee strong, reliable, and forcing me to take a shit around noon every day"
"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."
"When a coworker says ""This is all Greek to me"", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis."
"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""