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Joke of the Day

"Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."

"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."

"Get hoarders addicted to crack, they will sell all their s*it..Problem solved."

"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""

"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"

"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""

"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"

"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"

"You're the unreachable booger of people."

"What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast."