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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"
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"I had a short prison sentence. ^that was it."
"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate mail"
"Women only call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."
"A man sits next to a beautiful professional looking woman on an airplane. Lol i just got it pretty funny :-)"
"Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated"
"If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise."
"Probably the worst time to ask ""shouldn't we go on a date first?"" is after getting handcuffed by a police officer."
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."