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Joke of the Day
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
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"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."
"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"
"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."
"There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."
"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."
"Iguana... tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction."
"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"