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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate mail"

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."

"Did you know that Rick Astley will give you any movie from his collection Except one, he is Never Gonna Give You UP"

"Guys, it is true. Size DOES matter. When have you ever been satisfied after she brings you a small sandwich?"

"I recently went to Israel The showers and trains didn't work."

"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""

"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"

"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."