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Joke of the Day
"I had a short prison sentence. ^that was it."
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"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."
"My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler."
"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"
"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"
"My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay. But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me."
"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."