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Joke of the Day

"Probably the worst time to ask ""shouldn't we go on a date first?"" is after getting handcuffed by a police officer."

"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"

"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."

"What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry"

"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."

"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""

"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"

"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."

"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."