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Joke of the Day

"Women only call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What's the tragedy with little people? They lead such short lives."

"What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ? A historepost."

"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"

"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"

"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan."

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."