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Joke of the Day
"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."
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"What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree? Stroganoff."
"I know a hooker downtown that charges by the inch. I can't afford her, but you probably could. *(one-liner from the old guy that delivers stock to my work.)*"
"My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory."
"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."
"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."
"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"
"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"
"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."