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Joke of the Day

"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."

"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"

"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"

"Her: You into S&M. Him: Sure. Her: Good. *ties him to bed post* Him: Oh yeah. Her: Ready...? Him: Torture me! Her: *plays Nickelback*"

"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"

"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"

"A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, ""And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"" Annie replied, ""Because people are sleeping"""

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money :)"