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Joke of the Day

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money :)"

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"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"
"What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!"
"just told my kid ""you're not going to die if you try a piece of lamb"" and she said ""yeah, i'm going to die anyway"""
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."
"There's two things I can't stand in this world: people intolerant of other's cultures... and the Dutch."
"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."
"If my balls come out on the lottery tonight... my career as a TV presenter will be in ruins."
"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"
"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"