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Joke of the Day
"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"
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"My ex is like cottage cheese... she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with."
"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"
"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."
"Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil."
"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."
"[male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u?"
"What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!"
"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."
"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."