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Joke of the Day
"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"
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"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
"As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts."
"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."
"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."
"Go into a bathroom stall and write: ""For A Good Time Call Your Mother. She Misses You & Enjoys Hearing Your Voice."""
"It took eating 1 chocolate covered almond for me to make the decision that I will eat like shit for the rest of the day."
"What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her? The same thing he told her the first time!"