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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"

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"Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."
"We're equally riveted by stories like the Chilean miners (33 men, 1 hole) & Tiger Woods (1 man, 33 holes)."
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"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"
"Responding to every question with ""deez nuts"" has alienated everyone close to me, but it has been worth it"