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Joke of the Day

"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."

"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."

"Go to www.JebBush.com"

"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints"

"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."

"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"

"If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat"

"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"

"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."