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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"I was asked on a biology test ""what is most commonly found in cells"" Black people was the wrong answer..."

"This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, ""artist"". Now I have nothing to pick off."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? He said ""Meet Patty"""

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" The Shepard says ""hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"""