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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea."
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"I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt"
"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."
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"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"
"ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business"
"The ultimate collection of jokes about Uranus! http://www.nottriangles.com/blog/uranus.html"
"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."