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Joke of the Day
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
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"What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch? A pie shart."
"The worst part about my dad having a ponytail is, whenever we go out to eat, the server automatically hands the bill to me."
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"""Truth or dare"" ""Truth"" ""What's your credit card number"""
"Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, ""No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"""
"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"
"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"
"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."
"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."