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Joke of the Day

"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"

"Knock knock. Who's there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes."

"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"

"No job is free, even the blowjob!"

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"You know what Nixon did wrong? He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you."

"Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!"

"I just invented this new word! Plagiarism."

"When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy."