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"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"I put methanol in the punch bowl... ...and now I can't find the punch line."
"don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country"
"$2000 date? We better be sitting at the table with Jay-Z and Obama at the same time while eating dinosaurs & sippin' on virgin Indian tears."
"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"
"Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death."
"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."
"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."
"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"