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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"

"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"

"HOW TO BEAT YOUR COMPUTER AT CHESS WITHIN 5 SECONDS: just set the difficulty to OBAMA.It will never come up with a strategy."

"How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head."

"Reddit, I need your help. Cascade me with unintended pregnancy jokes for a female friend!"

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."

"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."