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Joke of the Day

"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."

"Dang you got a good deal on your tattoo and the squirrel's so realistic. What? A portrait of your Mom? Dude I wish my Mom was a squirrel."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"

"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""

"I go to seafood restaurants to show the lobsters in the tank I have a bigger penis than them. Then shrug my shoulders as they boil to death."

"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."

"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"

"My friend just found out that he is Gay and Dyslexic... He is still in daniel."