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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."
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"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"
"Man has sex with dead corpse That's my fetish."
"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."
"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."
"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"
"I lost 100 pounds with this simple trick I gave it to charity"
"Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question."