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"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"
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"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."
"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"
"[pharmacy] ""Can I help you?"" Yeah, could you recommend anything over the counter for this? *lifts shirt to reveal 7 fresh gunshot wounds*"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."
"The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!"
"I hate all the political correctness in recent years I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"
"""and god said LET THERE BE BUTTS and there were butts nice warm jiggly butts everywhere on every human"" - me 2:16"
"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."